I’m used to being able to tell these gigs apart by what Tom wears. But now Tom keeps wearing the same thing, and I have to use Serge’s shirts. So now I’m like “It’s crabstick - it must be Roskilde.”
This is why my dash freaks me out these days…because I can see male porn wedged between a photo of Liam Gallagher and an ad for a fruit shake.
hello its me! and my angel signing me their photo! its been exactly one month today :—( also look at chris!!!!!!!! look at him!!!!!!!!! and ian!!!!! and sergio’s arm!!!!! but LOOK AT TOM and me being with him.thank you!
Today’s important questions:
1. Is this the face of someone who has just told the world that his alternate career choice is the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man?
2. Do all the stars in the sky blink off for a second when Tom saps all the twinkle in the universe?
ok I kinda knew that would be Tom’s secret sex fantasy